onlinehemmings:

a kiwi christmas™

“Dashing through the-“ SAND

• sunburn

• actually cracking open cold ones with the boys

• corona™

• at the beach 25/8

• sunsets > snow

• being able to recognise Mr. Whippy’s ice cream truck tune better than any christmas carol

• not being able to eat ice cream in the shade because: pohUTAKAWA FLOWERS. e v e r y w h e r e .

• surfing instead of tobogganing/sledding

• “she’ll be right,” you say as you take another burnt sausage off the barbecue

• arguing as to whether pavlovas are kiwi or aussie

• a christmas hat on the pak ‘n save stickman

• hokey pokey ice cream

• jandals instead of snow boots

• or just bare feet because it’s so much better

• not turning on christmas lights until like 10:00pm because it’s still light out

• having christmas a day earlier than the rest of the world which results in our american/english friends yelling at us about how “it’s still christmas eve and you woke me up it’s almost midnight!”

rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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tyleroakley:

jesus would sideeye so many christians & that’s just me turning water into tea